Green Giant

My Dream Last Night

I found this in a stash box. Written several years ago. 

I don't typically remember my dreams, but when I do, they either deal with death, sex, terror... or a mixture of H.R. Giger and Salvador Dali. 

A Tattoo for You!

So, apparently Batman is going to give Green Arrow a tattoo from behind with his bat-arang.

I, pet goat II

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The Son of Satan & Devil Dinosaur

And this is where Easter came from...

This will most probably break your brain...

GIF Movie

The Futant Philosophy

Written, I can only assume, as an exercise. I'm thinking that I copied a lot of this from a medical text book or something. Interesting read though.  

The Eternal Torment of an Artist

I've always been hesitant to call myself an artist. I've never been 100% please with any of my completed works. Part of this is that I'm incredibly lazy when it comes to putting concepts into action. I look for the easiest route and most of the time the end result is sloppy.

Anything good that comes about seems like dumb luck. Even when I write, I just let the words slide out without planning anything out. I never create outlines or follow a template.

The above artwork (if you can call it that) was painted on a metal casing from a broken DVD player. I used acrylic paint on metal. Typically a no-no as any real artist knows. You can clearly see the brush strokes and the bristles that came off of the brush as I worked. I used masking tape to separate the colors. One mistake was that I painted the entire surface brown and then blue on top. The sun was made by putting some paint on a water bottle cap and pressing it to the surface. I then added lettering.

If anyone wants to but this piece of crap, I'd gladly sell if for $10. All major forms of cash accepted.

Well, Tumblr is down so here is a post about ordinary people on disposable objects.